We were building a fire engine out of Lego. I was concentrating on the task at hand and so not ready for this one...
Toddler: Do fire engines do poos?
Me: Nope.
Toddler: But they've got a bottom.
Me: It's a different kind of bottom.
Pause
Toddler: Do fire engines have willies?
Me: No, they're fire engines. They don't have willies.
Toddler: Are they girls?
Me: Fire engines aren't boys or girls.
Toddler: I think they're girls...
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